Wienermobile Caught in Pickle; Homeowner Doesn't Relish

Posted by Andrew Franklin on July 17, 2009 | 1 comment

Here are a few headlines I expect to see in a very short timespan:

1) In local news tonight, the wiener slipped out of the bun.

2) Wienermobile doesn't cut the mustard.

3) Police grill driver over cause of accident.

4) Sausage link to crash probed. Chorizo questioned.

5) The Dog Days of Summer

6) Kielbasa flips; onions held for questioning.

Got a better one? Send them in!

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